ahh oh no my guts they're molding!

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[antifas]

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

[antifas]

[walkietalkiesaki]

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

[antifas]

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

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[angelicguy]

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

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[escuerzoresucitado]

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[heroicangel]

being knightcore doesn't mean you have to be pro-monarchy. you can just swear your undying fealty to your best friend or your crush or something

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[lichposting]

This happens when you follow me btw

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[hornetstabber]

dropped my phone on my balls

[nutsacktorturer]

my spell worked

[hornetstabber]

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[manywinged]

an angel falling from heaven and hitting the ground and being like "that wasn't so bad actually" then moments later they stub their toe on a rock and scream like mel blanc in a looney toons short

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[lakevida]

i fell in the ohio river once and that's why i still haven't had covid

[lakevida]

girls i think my ankle just lost its sense of smell i'm scared

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[probablybadrpgideas]

I think you should be allowed to invert spells

For Example:

• Vicious Mockery: Heal an ally by complimenting them
• Hellish Rebuke: If someone heals you, you heal them back
• Dispel Magic: Make someone else's spell more powerful
• Magic Missile: Launch a series of deadly magic bolts that always miss.
• Feathfall: Slam into the ground at terminal velocity from any height
• Commune With Outer Plane: God calls you up and asks you questions about your life
• Invisibility: Become extremely loud, garish looking and obnoxious until you attack someone
• Plane Shift: Bring another plane of existence to where you are
• Daylight: Put out the sun
• Disguse Self: Writes your name on your head in sharpie
• Leomund's Tiny Hut: Burn Leomund's house down, wherever he's living now
• Death Ward: You cast it and just keel over on the spot.

See? The possibilities are endless

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[stardial]

if a wizard shows you her boobs you should look

[sophie-baybey]

DONT DO THIS!!! This is a common wizards trick. The boobs are cursed with "spell of make your eyes bulge out of your head and steam come out of your ears."